“Today is Earth Day and it’s not even trending on Twitter? I hope your children enjoy… not being born.”
I feel confident when I say that, so far at least, my unborn children have been having a grand time. In fact, just last night they said, “You know, if you never get around to having us, that’s OK. We don’t want to have to deal with global warming.”
Annoying Ways In Which Annoying People Use Twitter
1. People who are on Twitter to promote things, probably for pay, who think they are being clever in the way they do it:
“Just flattened my hair with the new Blacksmith Iron by Hair Thing Maker and it’s fabulous. My hair hasn’t looked this good since my senior picture.”
“Made a sandwich and didn’t know what to put it in and then saw my new box of ZIPLOCÂ Super Zip sandwich bags!”
“I love the indie band SOFT PALETTE and their new album KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT. Got it at WalMart for $8.99.”
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