Yes, it is worth destroying the rainforest and using tons and tons of energy to produce these items. Clearly, all are must-haves.
Printed in someone’s basement:
For the confused person(s) in your life:
If this doesn’t convince you the world is over, I don’t know what will:
The oceans? Fuck the oceans. I don’t want no more “Raccoon” eyes.
P.S. The Hair Umbrella is my favorite.