Yes, it is worth destroying the rainforest and using tons and tons of energy to produce these items. Clearly, all are must-haves.
Printed in someone’s basement:
For the confused person(s) in your life:
If this doesn’t convince you the world is over, I don’t know what will:
The oceans? Fuck the oceans. I don’t want no more “Raccoon” eyes.
P.S. The Hair Umbrella is my favorite.
5 thoughts on “There Are No More Needs”
The mascara shield is $6, but the hair umbrella is only $2 more? That makes NO sense at all. Hair umbrellas for everyone!
Our design firm designs packaging for that tummy/fat folds film. True story.
I need to point out to the world that I’ve been saying for years that you could make a fortune selling a book called “When Kitties Pray,” and I’m kind of mad that these bastards more or less stole my idea.
Thank you for giving me your christmas wish-list in such advance – very thoughtful of you!
I think the musical toilet roll needs to appear in Florida this Christmas…
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