There Are No More Needs

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Yes, it is worth destroying the rainforest and using tons and tons of energy to produce these items. Clearly, all are must-haves.

Pajamas for dogs, wavy cat scratcher and a giant tennis shoe for cats to sit in.

Printed in someone’s basement:

Whoa! Slow Down For a Moment with God and Paws for a moment with God books.

For the confused person(s) in your life:

A connection for your cell phone to make it like an old-timey phone and gigantic playing cards.

If this doesn’t convince you the world is over, I don’t know what will:

Papers to place under your fat rolls and a toilet paper dispenser that plays Christmast carols.

The oceans? Fuck the oceans. I don’t want no more “Raccoon” eyes.

A foam thing so you don't get mascara on your face and a "hair umbrella" to catch hair clippings.

P.S. The Hair Umbrella is my favorite.

5 thoughts on “There Are No More Needs”

  1. The mascara shield is $6, but the hair umbrella is only $2 more? That makes NO sense at all. Hair umbrellas for everyone!

  2. Our design firm designs packaging for that tummy/fat folds film. True story.

  3. I need to point out to the world that I’ve been saying for years that you could make a fortune selling a book called “When Kitties Pray,” and I’m kind of mad that these bastards more or less stole my idea.

  4. Thank you for giving me your christmas wish-list in such advance – very thoughtful of you!

  5. I think the musical toilet roll needs to appear in Florida this Christmas…

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