Let me know which clown you’d like for your birthday and I’ll start sewing…

Your options are (starting at upper left corner and going clockwise): The Walnut Head Clown Who Destroyed Tokyo, The Happy Jig Clown Who Wants to Lure You Back to His Place and Knife You to Death, Depression Clown Who Needs You to Clean Up His Kitchen and Go To Walgreens To Pick Up His Meds, or Winking Sexual Clown (Because Haven’t You Always Wanted To Do It With a Clown?)