I’ve been racking my brain for an hour trying to come up with some witty commentary for this.

But it speaks for itself.

I do have questions.

Why the pocket?

Was there a 1970s post-shower situation during which a man would hang out in the Terry-Go-Round to shave, check the mail, count change (in his pocket)? Was it a simpler,  less-hurried time when a man didn’t feel the need to rush from naked directly into clothes?

If you ordered the  7Up version, were you admitting to not being macho? And WTF, Alabama and Virginia? Your citizens can’t show their Budweiser pride?