I’ve been racking my brain for an hour trying to come up with some witty commentary for this.
But it speaks for itself.
I do have questions.
Why the pocket?
Was there a 1970s post-shower situation during which a man would hang out in the Terry-Go-Round to shave, check the mail, count change (in his pocket)? Was it a simpler, less-hurried time when a man didn’t feel the need to rush from naked directly into clothes?
If you ordered the 7Up version, were you admitting to not being macho? And WTF, Alabama and Virginia? Your citizens can’t show their Budweiser pride?
I use the pocket to hold my bottle of Bud. I mean…I assume that’s what someone would do if they actually owned one of these completely ridiculous things!
Oh, right. Duh. You get out of the shower, put on your Terry-Go-Round and pop a cold one. While you shave you store the bottle or can in your pocket. It makes perfect sense.