I Find This A Bit Charming, Don’t You?

From Craigslist:

Need a resume done, nothing too fancy as I only apply for blue collar jobs. Not looking for some CEO type job.

$20.00 or make offer.

Darren is my name.

I think it’s that ending that really grabs me. Darren is my name. It’s like the title of an after-school special or a Judy Blume book.