Annoying Tweet Of The Day – July 7

“What are your thoughts on Fund Raising Programs that sell consumables, like candy, cookie dough, coffee, snacks tea etc?”

Uh… I think they are awesome. I’ll buy cookie dough to benefit raccoon orphans. I’ll buy a candy bar to benefit your fake sports team. I’ll buy tea to benefit your cyst removal.  I’ll buy frozen pizzas so sad kids can go to Paris. Sign me up!