On the first day of Christmas, my human gave to me…
A fat squirrel in a small tree.
On the second day of Christmas, my human gave to me…
Two hunks of cheese
And a fat squirrel in a small tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my human gave to me…
Three cat turds
Two hunks of cheese
And a fat squirrel in a small tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my human gave to me…
Four falling pizzas
Three cat turds
Two hunks of cheese
And a fat squirrel in a small tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my human gave to me…
FIVE GOL-DEN FRIES!!!
Four falling pizzas
Three cat turds
Two hunks of cheese
And a fat squirrel in a small tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my human gave to me…
Six scrambled eggs
FIVE GOL-DEN fries
Four falling pizzas
Three cat turds
Two hunks of cheese
And a fat squirrel in a small tree…