“I’m really craving mints right now. I dunno. I want mints or something mild to be kind to my stomach. :\ Progress on paper: working in cites.”

Absolutely fascinating. Both parts, really. Would it be possible to just… go get mints instead of tweet about it?

What is the appropriate response to something like this? “Oh, Mr. X, I’m sorry your tummy hurts!!! 🙁 Feel better! Get that paper done!!!! Things will be better tomorrow!!!”

Meanwhile… meanwhile… oil continues to spill into the Gulf of Mexico. I’m just sayin’ And we still haven’t exhausted all the symbolism in Human Centipede. But mints for an upset tummy? I mean, it’s solvable.