“Rise up this mornin’, Smiled with the risin’ sun, Three little birds, Pitch by my doorstep, Singin’ sweet songs, Of melodies… – Bob Marley”

Reaction One: AAAAAAAHHHH! Just got out of bed, saw this and then stabbed myself in the face.

Reaction Two: The only way you could possibly be more annoying is to post the lyrics to “Don’t Worry Be Happy.”