“I have been reminded: I need to buy seasons 5 and 6 of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Also: I need to find time for TV watching. And $$$.”

OK. OK, wait. There is someone, an adult, who feels compelled to purchase seasons 5 AND 6 of Sabrina the Teenage Witch? Like, for a DVD collection? And… and… needs to schedule time for TV watching? And then, just as a side note, needs some money?

Consider my mind blown.

And, on second thought, aren’t these priorities in exactly the reverse order of what they should be, assuming that TV watching is a legit priority? I mean, this person is Midwestern, so according to Patricia Heaton she should be surgically attached to a TV but… I’m going to say securing money equals time to dedicate to TV watching and then, if you’re super bored, seasons 5 & 6 of Sabrina (shudder).