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Breakroom Clown Salad

January 16, 2014Clown Saladbreak room food, break room photos, Clown Salad, snacks in break room, staff loungeRebecca

The winter days tumble by, one after another in a stupefying daze of cold and wind. Sometimes the only sure way to be sure that time is passing is to check the break room offerings:

Apple, orange, thin mints — Pick your poison…

Box of half-eaten Russell Stover candies — Russell Stover… when you couldn’t care less about giving the very best and you don’t care that it ends up in some break room.

leaking-cupcakes — I’m hungry, I’m bored, I want… a leaky cupcake. Or maybe a half-eaten muffin discarded in a plastic bag.

Boxes of Twix, Nestle Crunch, Kit Kats — Someone’s getting started on their resolution… by pushing their candy off on the rest of us.

book called Viral Hate — You wanted chips… maybe an Oreo… bagels and cream cheese… But all you get is Viral Hate.

A coke and a diet coke and a note that says "Take one!" — In case you weren’t sure what to do…