I had a bad dream. Nightmare, really. It featured Catorpion – a creature that is half cat and half scorpion.
In my dream I was in a bedroom and I pointed at the wall, where a giant scorpion was crawling.
“What’s that?” I said.
The scorpion fell off the wall and onto my arm, where it promptly morphed into Catorpion.
When it attacked me, it was biting and clawing me with it’s front, cat half and stinging me with its back, scorpion half.
Yes, it hurt quite a bit. I was screaming in pain. My arm was in shreds.
That’s all I remember.
But isn’t that enough?
Awesome. I have recurring dream about a rabid raccoon that comes out of the fireplace and into the house!
I just thought I invented these. Oh well. I wish they were real so they would chase down and sting the crap out of this kid I know.